Canadian Exclusive Wii-Mini
Jamie Laike writes:
Oh Canada. Apparently due to our recent discovery of electricity in the land of ice spiders and igloos thanks to our polar bear poop powered generators, Nintendo decided to grace us with the Nintendo Wii mini (spelled with a lower case m because good grammar went out the window due to the freezing cold temperatures. I’m sorry, we can’t afford teachers here in Canada. We spend it all on socialized healthcare to deal with all the cases of frost bites and polar bear maulings. But even we haven’t figured out how to deal with ice spider related wounds) to get us caught up with the last few years of motion gaming. Wii U? Forget it, that’s for the rest of the electricity using world. We’ve got a nice maple leaf red Wii mini console completely lacking in internet connection and GameCube compatibility to keep us company. After all, who has time for online gaming when we’re fending off constant ice spider attacks. ICE SPIDERS.