Zombies search for a home; find one in Playstation

Oddly enough, the classified ad for the following has gone unanswered for quite some time: “Single undead zombie seeking a place to live and stage deadly terror attacks. Must accept flesh as payment. Dwelling must be large enough to host a horde. Owners should not be alarmed at the site of weapons, dead people, or other survival horror items.” Sony has finally listened to the plea of t...