Crypto-137 Ain’t Done Yet: Destroy All Humans! Is 50% Off in Midweek Madness Deal
Sydney, Australia, February 24th, 2021: “Crypto, report to the mothership immediately! We have an extraordinary situation: The humans are celebrating a festival called “Midweek Madness” on a secret digital platform called “Steam”. And you know what they did? They dared to cut our price in half! Such insolence! Now they’re paying more for fast-food than for our advanced Furon technology. We have to retaliate quickly and DESTROY ALL HUMANS!”
Yes, fellow human beings, that’s right. Destroy All Humans! is available from February 24th (starting 5AM AEDT) until February 27th at an all-time low price with of 50% off. Check it out here: http://n.thq.com/kDm930qQJhu
But there’s one more thing: We have a new accolades trailer ready for you and we highly encourage you to watch it till the very end … there might a little surprise be waiting.
Watch the NEW accolades trailer on YouTube:
Order Page: https://destroyallhumansgame.com/order-here/
Crypto’s Weapons Detailed
In his new video series, Cryptosporidium-137 is delighted to show off his fine arsenal for the extermination of mankind. Starting with the “Disintegration Ray”, you will find a new weapon showcased every week on THQ Nordic’s YouTube-Channel: http://n.thq.com/atya30qYyxB
Welcome to …
Crypto’s adventures leading him to some interesting fictional places in the United States of the flaming 50s. In the new “welcome to” series, THQ Nordic will present the famous locations one by one, from the Turnipseed Farm and Santa Modesta to Area 42 and Capitol City. All “welcome to” videos are available on THQ Nordic’s YouTube-Channel: http://n.thq.com/2VMF30qYyxH
Free Demo AvailableWe know, most of you humanoids can’t wait to witness the glory of the Furon Empire by themselves. So here is your chance, play the Destroy All Humans! Demo for PC today, you can download it via Steam or Gog.com:
Destroy All Humans! Demo on Steam: http://n.thq.com/kDm930qQJhu
Destroy All Humans! Demo on Gog.com: https://www.gog.com/game/destroy_all_humans_demo
Destroy All Humans! is now available on PC, PlayStation®4, and Xbox One™ from your preferred retailer, and also available digitally on PC, Xbox One™ and PlayStation®4. The SRP of the PC version is $49.95, and the SRP for consoles is $69.95 (PlayStation®4 and Xbox One™).
The Crypto-137 Edition, featuring a Crypto-137 figurine, a Crypto backpack, keychain, six lithographs, anti-stress toy and all in-game Crypto skins, all contained within a premium box, is available now and has an SRP of $599.95 / seven tons of mutilated cow corpse juice’s worth of Crypto currency.
Check out the trailer of the Crypto-137 Edition:
The DNA Collector’s Edition, featuring a Crypto’N’Cow figurine, keychain, six lithographs, anti-stress toy, and all in-game Crypto skins, all contained within a premium box, is available now and has an SRP of $249.95 / twelve charred human femurs’ worth of Crypto currency.
Check out the trailer of the DNA Edition:
About Destroy All Humans!
The cult-classic returns and invades everything but your privacy on July 28 2020! Terrorise the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer!
One giant step on mankind!
Destroy All Humans! is a cult classic and one of the few games that will have you laughing out loud. Many games have taken inspiration from its mix of humoristic story-telling and easily accessible open world shooter action, as well as its wide range of over-the-top weaponry. But there can only be one Cryptosporidium: the human-hating alien with the voice of an angry Jack Nicholson and a shorter fuse than a xenomorph on steroids.
Step right up and enjoy the show!
Only Destroy All Humans! allows you to explore idyllic US cities of the 1950s, read the thoughts of their citizens to uncover their secret desires… and then burn the very same cities to the ground with the mighty Death Ray of your flying saucer!
- Use your Abducto Beam to throw tanks around!
- Use your psychokinesis powers to crush a farmer under his own cow!
- Discover which seemingly prude ’50s housewife secretly has the hots for her hairdresser!
- Slowly batter a human to death with his own hat!
- Light up the night by zapping your enemies with teslatastic electricity!
- Take. One. Giant. Step. On. Mankind!
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