As we’ve seen in the past, Deadpool is typically abrasive toward the new characters that enter to co-star in his upcoming game. That doesn’t appear to be the case today. The fourth-wall-breaking mercenary seems, erm, overly excited for the addition of the ladies.
Domino, Psylocke, and Rogue will be co-starring alongside other popular Marvel heroes like Wolverine. The difference is that Deadpool is welcoming these ladies with open arms.
How can we put his thoughts on the matter into words? Perhaps it’s best to let him do it himself:
Okay. Play it cool, Pool. Gotta think of a really awesome line to impress a Southern lady this classy and elegant. <slicks back facial scarring> “Hey there, sugah… I hear you absorb powers. Well, you’ve certainly absorbed my affection!” No? Hmm…what about “How would you like to join Domino and Psylocke as the inaugural class of Deadpool’s School for Gifted Making Out?” and then I just stare deeply into her eyes for like 15 minutes in silence? Wait, okay, what if I was just like “Damn, girl, you must be Rogue, because you’re sucking the life out of me…” NO! Okay, well, if we break up that’ll be good, but…
GUH! This is difficult! Only now do I understand your burden, everyone on a reality dating show. You – you are the real heroes.
Deadpool will be out Tuesday, June 25 for XBox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC. For more information you can check out the official website here.
