“Hello there Nin2-Jump. What’s that?! Your coming to XBLA?! THIS WEEK! FOR ONLY 5 %&*>-ing dollars?! Whoa, you kinda snuck that one in like a ninja.”
“Nevertheless, I dare say that your gameplay looks pretty interesting, and my, is that an original concept too? I see. The graphical art direction and style looks unique as well. What was that last point now? 100% of the profits from the game will be going to help Japan, up until June 30. That will surely be appreciated.”
“I think this game is worth the money. Thank you.”