FarmVille for Dummies available for preorder

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So you are getting all these requests to play FarmVille on Facebook and people keep talking about it.  “How do I get a piece of that action?” you may ask.  Well, Angela Morales and Gamasutra writer Kyle Orland have your answer.  FarmVille for Dummies can help you:

  • Find neighbors and interact with them
  • Purchase Farm Cash and Farm Coins
  • Shop at the FarmVille Market
  • Earn ribbons and construct buildings
  • Choose a profession
  • Be a co-op farmer
  • Deal with technical issues
No, we won’t make fun of you if you buy it, but just make sure to tell ’em we sent you and that it is for your ailing grandfather.

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  • Cellophane Girl

    Farmville for Dummies is a redundant title. 😛

  • You gotta be joking :S man i cant believe they did it !! DAMN !! It will probably sell millions !!

    • haha… i wish I was joking… But can you imagine what it musta been like to WRITE the thing… God, it woulda been terrible… lol

  • frankcastle66

    should have been titled please do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face lol

  • Cellophane Girl

    How much can you possibly write about farmville? I’ve never played it but I’ve had to sit and watch a friend play it. I was like “why are you doing this? It is soooo stupid”
    My granny always asks me “can’t you just play to just send me gifts?”
    I’m sorry granny, I love you, but there is no way I can do that.

  • jaypea360

    Good Lord what is happening. Obviously written for the Hardcore gamer LOL.

    • Cellophane Girl

      I think I’m partly mad that I didn’t think of this myself. But then again I’m not sure any amount of money is worth having to play farmville so much you can write a book about it.

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