Pan Vision, a leading independent Nordic publisher and distributor has worked together with Tactile Entertainment to bring you their latest game, Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas! (I’m having lots of crazy images floating in my brain as I type its name…) ANYWAY! It’s a game, and it has its story, the story of how it all begans…
Rampaging through a deep bamboo forest in their endless hunt for buried treasure, Captain Ashbeard’s rum-soaked pirate crew hacked unwittingly through the den of the pandas, until they disturbed the “Fat Panda” leader from his tree high in the sky. With one swipe of the Pirate’s blade the Fat Panda fell and tumbled like an out of control juggernaut towards the sacred land of the Ninja Masters and their ancient lotus grove. Furious and silently outraged the Ninjas watched as the Fat Panda barreled through their spiritual garden destroying all in his path. Eventually, the Fat Panda came to rest crashing into the cursed graveyard, the domain of the Zombie King and his army of the undead. Disturbed from a 1000 year slumber the zombie army rose to face those who would dare awake them from their deathly rest. It was at this tense moment that the Pirates, Ninjas, Zombies and Pandas faced off against one another. The Pirates vs Ninjas vs Zombies vs Pandas war had begun!
Apparently, this game-with-extremely-long-name is a physics-based demolition puzzler made for the Apple iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad. Looking at the bizarre name, I have zero idea how the developers manage to put pirates, ninjas, zombies and pandas in one single game. I mean, they are all common, but having them all together in one app, it’s crazy. I’m not even sure why the adorable Pandas are involved. Who will win the war? We shall wait and see when this comes out in December… Before that, let’s enjoy some screenshots!
